COBB COIN

Wow, such plagiarism… Much rip-off

In Cobb We Trust

Everything is computer these days… even money! 

At its core, Cobb Coin is the unnecessary crypto movement that makes people laugh out loud! It also uses super-fancy peer-to-peer technology to function with no central authority or banks; because any student of history will tell you that there are no downsides to currency with very little oversight.  

 

Instead of scary bureaucracy, this meme-based cryptocurrency takes advantage of cool-sounding blockchain technology. This system stores information as a public ledger, and said ledger is secured and maintained by a bunch of money robots called nodes. Actually, the nodes are just a network of computers, but by giving said network a techy name, we can make you feel like you’re a pioneering hero like Tony Stark instead of a normal person making a risky investment.

 

The most important thing, though, is the ethos of Cobb Coin, summarised in the Cobb Coin Manifesto, as well as its unskeptical, wide-eyed community made up of unsuspecting folks just like you! 

*Not an actual purchase as Cobb Coin does not exist. It’s more of an idea than actual currency, which makes it different than crypto…

 

Seriously, though, this page is just a parody and a joke, and this button is just to allow you to make a donation to the talented artists and performers of Stage Fright Theater. You won’t be getting anything in return… Maybe self satisfaction… So, it is a little like crypto in that sense.